I found a new joke to play on the milk lady today.
Quite by accident, but I thought it was still pretty funny.
Milk lady was putting some cream on me, for nappy rash she said, and guess what I did.
I let one rip.
Milk lady laughed and told me I might not be biologically hers and the milk mans, but I certainly let wind go like I’m the milk mans daughter.
Well, it was so funny, I did it again while she was putting the nappy under me.
She’s a good sport, tells me I am her little piglet and giggles and gives me a hug.
I’ll have to think up a new joke to play on her.